It's Me
did it hurt? when u fell from someones butt into the toilet water u piece of shit
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the-dark-lord-lucifer-aka-satan:
SCIENCE!
science has figured out how to open a portal to hell
#holy shit #imagine doing this in the middle ages #you could rule a small town through fear
It’s Cthulhu!!!!!!!!
- sand
- alcohol or lighter fluid
- sugar
- Mix 4 parts powdered sugar with 1 part baking soda.
- Make a mound with the sand. Push a depression into the middle of the sand.
- Pour the alcohol or other fuel into the sand to wet it.
- Pour the sugar and baking soda mixture into the depression.
- Ignite the mound, using a lighter or match.
Oh tumblr, what would we do without you.
REBLOGGING AGAIN FOR THE EXPLANATION
Dammit, stop opening the windows to hell!
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i hate one direction fans so much
i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one wayI literally had to read that 5 times…
oh my god
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when you’re in a really bad mood and someone tries to cheer you up
I THOUGHT THAT FINGER WAS A LOAF OF FRENCH BREAD AT FIRST AND SOMEONE WAS JUST LIKE “TAKE THIS BAGUETTE. YOU WILL EAT IT AND YOU WILL LIKE IT.”
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“You guys are really obsessed with these Pokémon fusions.”
Bitch
be
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trying to lower a pokemon’s HP so you can catch it but you get a critical hit and it faints
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HELL IS EMPTY AND ALL THE DEVILS ARE HERE
Some people just want to watch the world burn…
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- Out Of A Whole Planet’s Population, One Hero Will Be Chosen: It’s Probably Going To Be A White Dude
Well we are the majority the odds are in our favor
no yoU AREN’T THAT WAS THE POINT OF THIS POST YOU DENSEHEADED DINGLEFRICKER
Dinglepricker…
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